2021 EDIT: This page never had anything on it; unsure of why they'd give a resume page to a group of eighth-graders. --Wait, was I supposed to have a resume then?! No one ever tells me these things...

I DO happen to have a resume now. I made it in 2014. Which is basically seven years ago. Seven years ago from 2014, it was 2007, which is the year I made this Pupil Page. ...

I don't know what that says about my resume.