Lyrics To Wear Pants To
..::She gets so zesty, just to stress me out::..
::..Lyrics..::
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- 0001 - Toilet Flushing Shelving Unit
S-s-s-shelving unit / shelving unit / shel-shel-shel-shelving unit / shelving unit / shelving unit-nit-nit
- 0002 - She Doesn't Know That She's In The Song
Guy: Hey man, what's up? / Girl: Uhm, nothing, how are you? / Guy: Good / Girl: I'm looking, what are you doin'? / Guy: Nothin' / Girl: What? / Guy: Nothin' / Girl: I'm serious / Guy: Nothin', bye now / *Repeat "What are you doin'?" and "What?" a whole lot*
- 0003 - Cherry, Orange, and Lime
They made jello / It had three layers all in one bowl / Cherry, orange, and lime / Ew! Songs to wear pants to / Oh -yeah boy- in the house -just chillin / I'm gonna -with my homies-I'm gonna I'm gonna -sup- I'm gonna / Break it down -oh man- -word-, right here for you, know what I mean? / Yo, yo, yo
Step in the club make the ladies say "hello" / I got the moves to break it down real mellow / Now if you're looking for a party, I'm your fellow / 'Cause I rip the mic like Yoyo on the cello / So shake your pants make 'em jiggle like jello / Yeah, shake it baby make it jiggle like jello / They got red, orange, and green, but no yellow / So shake your pants make 'em, uh-make 'em, uh-make 'em / So shake your pants make 'em jiggle like jello / Yeah, shake it baby make it jiggle like jello / They got red, orange, and green, but no yellow / So shake your pants make 'em move / Uh, uh what? Uh, Feel me? We, we got the wiggle to the jiggle / That's jello, sucka
She gets so zesty, just to stress me out / How'd she get her hair, to be, so red? / She gets so zesty, just to stress me out / How'd she get her hair, to be, so / Her hair to be, she got her, hair to be so red
OMGLOLBRB / OMGLOLASLBRB / CAPS-LOCK / She's so facetious / She's got all the vowels in order / And she reminds me of a Tee-El-Eh / Yeah!
- 0006 - With Spoons And About Spoons
Be cool, stay in school / Uh, Ya see, I really like spoons (Spoons!) / I um well, (I'm in the spoon song!) ya know I really . . I think they're great (I'm in the spoon song!) / Um, Spoons (I'm in the spoon song!) / I eat my cereal with them / Spoons / And other spoons / (Check it out!) / All right! / Woohoo! / This is um a song about spoons / You can use spoons when you're dancing / (I'm making songs with them!) / Yeah, this is the small one / This, this is the big one / They kinda sound the same
- 0007 - We Photocopy Our Body Parts
We photocopy our bodyparts / We may wish to focus on the photocopying of the buttocks / We photocopy our body parts at the office where we work / Our employer does not find this amusing
- 0008 - Little Eeeee Foo Foo
Yo, they call me emcee underwear / And, uh, mother goose, she don't know what time it is / Yo, yo, yo / Little ----- foo foo, hoppin' through the ------ / Scoopin' up the field -----, and boppin' 'em on the ----- / Down came the good -----, and she said / "Little ----- foo foo, I don't want to see you / Scoopin' up the field ----- and boppin' 'em on the ----- / I'll give you three -----, and if you don't behave I'm a turn you into a -----" / Little ----- foo foo, hoppin' through the ------ / Scoopin' up the field -----, and boppin' 'em on the ----- / Down came the good -----, and she said / "I'm a kill you foo"
- 0009 - Rename Your Rabbit
Whoa, Poopie, don't worry / You'll get your lettuce tomorrow / Poopie, what's the hurry? / I know that you're filled with sorrow / But it's ok, you know / 'Cause Sylvia loves you more than Joe
- 0010 - Graham The Polar Bear Vs. Henry The Unicorn
These unicorns / They're fighting polar bears / All ova' the place / 'Cuz that's just how they do it / And this is how we do it, know what I mean? / All right G hit me with that verse / Henry the Unicorn was just over there taking a walk when he met Graham, the polar bear / And it's common fact, as you all should know, that unicorns and bears have fought since long ago / But yo, Henry worked out, he was fit / And Graham's style was thinner than an eight-oh-eight drum kit / Now what went down you could hardly call a battle / It's like Henry was a slaughter house to Graham's cattle / Or it's like Henry was a magical unicorn and he stabbed Graham with his horn / Peace / And Henry the unicorn, he trotted along the road, he went back to his abode with Graham the bear impaled upon his horn
Comrades / We come in Peace / But we go to WAR! / Yeah! / I'm a little girl / I like to play with dolls, and put them in my Easy-Bake oven / When I grow up, I want to be a computer programmer just like my mom / Let's be friends
- 0012 - Applesauce Ballad of the Pet Tuba
One, two, three, four / (Applesauce) Ooh-ooh / (Applesauce) Bah-bah-bah / (Applesauce) Ooh-ooh / (Applesauce) Bah-bah-bah / ((Applesauce) Ooh-ooh) Well hi guys! / ((Applesauce) Bah-bah-bah) I'm a tuba / ((Applesauce) Ooh-ooh) I'm shiny and gold / ((Applesauce) Bah-bah-bah) / You can blow me /((Applesauce) Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee (Applesauce))
- 0013 - Live Freestyle Session On AM Radio With Supernatural, August 11, 1999 (Excerpt)
Yo / This is Versus / On the mic / They got, they got Supernatural in the studio and they want me to freestyle / Go figure / Yo / Alright, um / So I'm just gonna do a little off the dome work for you here / Uh, It's my first time on the radio / So, I gotta leave your ears with something you're gonna remember for a really long time / Right? / And uh, the actual freestyle is probably gonna be a lot shorter than this here preamble / But, here we go / Yo, yo, yo / Ever since grade nine / I've been using words like "play knives" / To save lives / I stand six feet tall / And eight wide / What? / I get you marching up and down / Like gay pride / Yo, you ask for my autograph / I say "Why?" / Actually that's a question / So I ask / Because in essence / I'm always comin' back / To get the last laugh / What? / 'K, I'm, I'm done now / That was uh, that was subpar / But uhm, you know / They still call me "The Da Vinci of hip-hop" / So, I'm jus-, I'm just gonna keep on keepin' it real / So, you know, peace, one love / Live long and prosper / All that business / And uh
- 0014 - Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Check out this Songs To Wear Pants To track guys / It's totally honorificabilitudinitatibus / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could write The Tempest / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could, could write A Midsummer Night's Dream / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could write The Comedy of Errors / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could write The Taming of the Shrew / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could, could write, um, they, they could write Hamlet / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could write The Merchant of Venice / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could write All's Well That Ends Well
Oh it's the Sarah Anderson song / Oh it's the Sarah Anderson song / Oh it's the Sarah Anderson, Sarah Anderson, / Sarah Anderson, Sarah Anderson, Sarah Anderson, Sarah Anderson song / Here we go now / Oh, it's the Sarah Anderson song / We gonna play this one for real long / You don't think she's fly then you're wrong / And I say man it's on, yeah yeah yeah / One, she rock this song (with a blast?) / Two, the brightest girl in her class / Three, she love to dance on the grass / And she got one dynamite astrophysics degree from Harvard / Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
- 0016 - Big Chief Breads With A Nugget Vs. My Lame Bodybuilder Boss
Big Chief: Big Chief breads with a nugget say, "Why Breadalo com(ing/and?) be extinct? / No Breadalo be / No nugget chickens for us breaded / Make chant now for Breadalo come back" / Un Chacka Un Chacka Oh-Wah Breadalo / Un Chacka Un (Girl: Wait!) Chacka (Girl: Wait!) oh-wah brea. . . / Girl: The Breadalo isn't becoming extinct / My lame bodybuilder boss, he's stealing them all to make Breadalo Veal and fur Speedo's / Lame bodybuilder boss: Yes, it's true / I'm her Lame bodybuilder Boss and there is nothing you can do to stop me / Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha / Lame bodybuilder boss in the house, yo / Word to my homies / Yo yo / I'm on the juice with my roid rage and pumping iron with some carbo loads / Get down tonight, yes / Get down tonight, oh yes / Basically, did you basically know that basically your body fat percentage is basically two hundred and five . . . point one / Did you also know that I could play the bongos with the rhythmic accuracy of a machine? / Oh yes, get down tonight, oh yes / Oh dear, could you staple this for me?
Guy #1: Yo... This guy wants me to rip off the badgers song, from Weebl / Guy #2: What? Eff that / Let's go burn some books
- 0018 - Vorsprung Durch Technik
Ha-a-a-a-aaaaa / Ha-a-a-a / Vorsprung durch technik / Vorsprung durch technik / Sprechen sie deutsch
- 0019 - Bongos Look Like Cupcakes
Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o I play the bongos while I bake / Oh, I bake while I play the bongos / Oh, I make cupcakes while I play the bongos / Playing the bongos is how I make the cupcakes / I-I-I-I bake the cupcakes until they look like bongos, then I know that they are ready, so I take them out / And I implement my expensive pink frosting thirty seconds into the song / Oh, I bake while I play the bongo-bongos / Oh, I play the bongo-bongos while I bake / Playing the bongos is how I make the cupcakes that I make while I am playing the bongos while I bake / My shoes, are smelly / They smell like cupcakes, because instead of ovens I have shoes, while I play the bongos while I bake / And sixty seconds into the song, I put some sprinkles on the cupcakes / After I take the cupcakes out of the ovens, but instead of ovens I have shoes and bongo-bongo-bongo-bongo-bongos
Hello, hello / Emcee Underwear / That is me / I am on the mic / I am doing a song now, it is called Vanessa / It is a true story, um, this is something that actually happened to me back in, uh, 1992 when I was living in the ghetto, so check it / Yo, Vanessa's boyfriend called me, 'cause he was not with her / He said, "'ey, yo, What's up?" / I said, "I'm eatin' chopped liver." / He's like, "You seen Vanessa? See, our date's a big necessity." / I said, "No, I haven't, I'm just enjoying this recipe." / So, he's like, "Man, we were supposed to go sailing. I tried her home, and her cell, and now I'm e-mailing." / I wished him good luck, we hung up / And I went back to my lunch knowing that after this that I'd need a chiropractor / But, yo man, the liver that I tasted, was eaten off the body of Vanessa, she was naked / And I would of let her taste it first, but I couldn't 'cause the liver that I ate was hers / Ahoh / Yeah, probably not romantic enough for you / Probably also not hip hop smoothed out on the r&b tip, with a pop feel appeal to it enough for you, but what can I say I'm the sickest emcee you're ever gonna hear / The sickest! / What?
- 0021 - Celtic Techno Burrito
Intimidated by the size of my burrito / Intimidated by the size of my burrito / Intimidated by the size of my burrito / Intimidated by the size of my burrito / Intimidated by the size of my burrito / Intimidated by the size of my burrito / Intimidated by the size / Intimidated by the size / Intimidated by the size of my burrito-rito ri-ri-burrito / Burrito / By the size of my burrito / Burrito
A, E- / *Horrible noises* / Voweltacular
Oh, Oh / I am Bjork / And I live in Iceland / An arctic region / Slightly smaller than Kentucky / With a total fertility rate / Of one point nine eight children born per woman
Narrator: One day Superdeer is taking a stroll when he comes across his arch enemy, The Predator / The Predator: If it isn't my worst enemy Superdeer / Superdeer: Aloha / The Predator: Stop this meaningless chatter and fight / Superdeer: Okay / Battle cries: Claw melee x8 / Superdeer: You totally lost dude / The Predator: Argh, foiled again / Narrator: The End.
- 0025 - How Awesome Superdeer Is
One, two, Superdeer / Very
I'm not using it / I'm not using it right now, or for this full song / That most common symbol in our vocabulary, yo / Without a topic, I rock it, you just can't knock it, or box it / I will not quit or stop and lock lips / This is a rap song in which no lyrics contain that fifth capital / Brains and wits magical, I strain to rip madrigals plain to bits / Any occasion I flip scripts, birthdays, and kid strips / Violin gigs and first day shindigs / And Thursdays I win big with wordplay / I'm on top of it, always, with or without that non-consonant / I still bring it, fans (are?) (*this can't be right, it has an E*) not my mom's (strong?) fond of it / And you wouldn't know, but I just brought this jazz to it's limit / That's right, your total ABC's without that fifth is in it / Your total ABC's without that fifth is in it / Your total ABC's without that fifth is in it / Your total ABC's without that fifth is in it / Did you catch that? All of it / X is in that, Q is in that / S and U, C, K, A's in it / All your ABC's, just not that off limits guy / So you can not (bomb) this / You crazy kids, with your song instructions / "Don't put E in it" / Oops
- 0027 - Studying For Cybercities Blues
They try to tell me it would be hard to take a social science on the Internet / But I said, "Hey man, the Internet's my friend, and it'll be a cold, cold day in Singapore before it'll do me any harm" / They said that course load was hefty / And I said, "But you could do it right from your home" / The said "Well that may be the case, but you're in for a big surprise / If you think that makes it any easier, baby" / So I check my school e-mail for the first time / I had two hundred messages all of them new / And six months later, I'm still not used to it / And that's why I got the studying for CyberCities Blues / Yeah / Oooh, I got the studying for CyberCities Blues / The one and only studying for CyberCities blues / Sing it with me now / The studying for CyberCities blues / Oh yeah, I said I got the studying for CyberCities blues
- 0028 - Sasquatch And The Bologna Caper
*No Lyrics To Wear Pants To in this song*
- 0029 - Our Hearts Belong Together Forever
Guy: I love you because you're into zombies / Girl: And I love you / Guy: Why's that? / Girl: 'Cause you know just how I take my coffee / Both: It was love -ah / At first sight -ah / When I saw the picture in your online dating profile / But we can't share this love / Because we live across the sea / Girl: And I can't afford any plane tickets / Guy: Stupid chick needs to get a job / Uh, and I'm banned from international airlines
Ra-pa-pa-pa / Ra-pa-pa-pa / Oh yeah / One - two - three / There's a samurai flying on the back of a giant eagle / an eagle / an eagle / an eagle / There's a samurai flying on the back of a giant eagle / an eagle / an eagle / an eagle / There's a samurai flying on the back of a giant eagle / an eagle / an eagle / an eagle / There's a samurai flying on the back of a giant eagle / Wow! / Oh yeah
- 0031 - gnihT elohW ehT esreveR
Please learn to pronounce / The words in this e-mail backwards / Then make a song of it / When you're done, reverse the whole thing
- 0032 - Geometry Is The New Calculus
One, two, three, four / George the Geometry textbook was just sun bathing on a desk / When Olivia the overhead ceiling fan fell and made a mess / When George put her back together, 'cause he knew the angles in which she fit / And in return Olivia blew a breeze through the classroom that was so hot and sunlit / Wow! / They became inseparable and they planned a vacation / But Olivia was electrical and that meant that she was stationary, babe / George visited his Llama friend Lois who knew all about electricity / She evaluated the situation and built Olivia a solar-powered battery! / Now! They could go anywhere they wished to / They could go all around the world / Power-outlets were not an issue / Oh, (took to the beach?) with such a beautiful girl / All right / And then they had a family reunion in Canada!
Alright folks, we gotta dance to this one okay? / Get outta your chair / Oh, I like to watch those sitcoms / To me there's really nothing else good on / Oh I'm a packrat got a laugh track in my backpack never got a better thing to do with my time and it's like that ripping mics fast like it ain't no thang / Sup-sup-wha-sup-wah-sup south central / I got skills on the mic and the fader / And when I play a tape, now you know it ain't beta / I bring this the sickest, so don't be a hater / Or I'm-a take you down either now or later / Oh / I watch the sitcoms on VHS / And I watch the sitcoms on DVD
- 0034 - It Has A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi
Girl, don't you know / There's only one last cookie in the / Cookie jar-ar-ar / And it has a certain je ne sais quoi / Je ne sais quoi-oi-o-o-o-o / Only one cookie / Only one cookie / Only one cookie / Only one cookie, yeah
Ow! / My mouth, the cheese was too hot / It was too hot / It burned the top of my mouth off / It was too hot / My mouth, the cheese was too hot / It was too hot / It burned the top of my mouth off / It was too hot / Ow! / My mouth, the cheese was too hot / It was to hot-hot-hot / It burned the top of my mouth off / It was to hot / My mouth / It was too hot / The cheese was too hot / It was too hot-it was too / It was too hot / But sometimes cheese can just be really, really good / It was too hot
- 0036 - We Got Technical Difficulties
Yo, emcees all feel the heat / When I step to the game with the Gameboy beat / So what ya gonna do when I come through / Rippin' the mic, livin' the life and its all in the rhythm be like / But I can't work without my website / When it shuts down like I'm livin' in the red light / Gotta get my head right, gotta deliver the goods / But the code doesn't work even though I'm thinkin' it should / It's all broken, contact the host end / But they don't know when all this went down / So, I'm like Arthur, I can't do this myself / I need your help, and I mean now / He comes to the rescue to fix it and I step out 'cause I don't wanna jinx it / And just moments after this began I'm telling him "Thank you" when shakin' his hand / Because its Arthur / The man with the plan / Arthur, always helps when he can / Arthur with the knowledge and code that you all wouldn't know even if you went to college / Arthur / The man with the plan / Arthur / Always helps when he can / Arthur / With the knowledge and code that you all wouldn't know even if you went to college / Fo' sho' / Fo' sheezy / Up in this heezy / We break it down easy / What?
What are you doing? / Shelving unit-nit-nit / That's jello, sucka / Hair to be so red / Tee-El-Eh, yeah! / They um, they kinda sound the same / Our employer does not find this amusing / And she said, "I'm a kill you foo'." / Sylvia loves you more than Joe / with Graham the bear impaled upon his horn / APPLECAUSE! / Let's be friends / astrophysics degree from Harvard - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha / So, I'm jus-, I'm just gonna keep on keepin' it real / (So, you know, peace, one love / Live long and prosper / All that business / And uh / Let's go burn some books / Oh dear, could you staple this for me? / An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of type writers could write All's Well That Ends Well / (Of one point nine eight children born per woman) / But instead of ovens I have shoes and bongo-bongo-bongo-bongo-bongos / Argh, foiled again ~ The End. / The sickest / Burrito / Voweltacular / Sprechen Sie deutsch / Don't put an e in it - Oops / And I watch the sitcoms on DVD / When you're done, reverse the whole thing / Only one cookie, yeah / Up in this heezy ~ We break it down easy ~ What? / I got the studying for CyberCities blues / It was too hot / And then they had a family reunion in Canada!
- 0038 - Dani Human Drops The Needle
This is a melodica / And this is a warpspeak megaphone / This is a melodica / And this is a batman megaphone / This is a melodica / And this is a warpspeak megaphone / This is a melodica / And this is a batman megaphone / *Lots of "whoo"ing*
Abase the abbess and abbey and I'll be abdicating abdominal abdomen abductions abetted in abhorrent abhorrences abjuring to abject an able-bodied abnormal abidances abominating abominable abominations with aboriginal aborigines and aboveboard abrasions / Abridging abraded abridgments by abrupt absent-minded absences of absolution / Absolving and absorbing absorptions abstaining from abstinence in the abundant absurd abusive abyss / These academic academies accelerating to accept accessible acts as to accessories acclaiming accommodating accomplished accomplices accosted on account of accordians accredited with accumulating accurate accuracy and accusing accusatory accusations / Aching acids acknowledge acknowledgments acquisitions acquiesceing to acquit acquitted to acrid actionable actuality and adamant actuaries adhering to addled adherences / Adjacent admissible administrators admonish admonition and adoration adulterating advents adverse advisory advocacy's advocating affable aerial aeronautics affecting affirmative affiliations affixed to affluence and afterthoughts afoot the agglomerated aggravated aggression aghast with agile agitation and airy ailments akin to alabaster alacrity or albino alchemy and alcohol alcoves of alienated alien aliases and alleged allegories and alliances and alleys alleviated
- 0040 - The Second Monkey Island Game Was The Best
No question / The second Monkey Island game was the best / Can't step to this / Emcees get beheaded if they test / I'm in the hood stuffed with no good luck / And these woodchucks / Three with me eating cheese squigglies / Say what? / I got songs you can dance to / Break it down now, Songs To Wear Pants To / Yo, I got songs you can dance to / Break it down now, Songs To Wear Pants To / Break it down with Monkey Island / Yeah
Now, first things first, I wanna clear this up / It's called "Ten-Neen-Oh" or "Ten-Nin-Oh" / If you pronounce it any other way, I will cut you / Now, the phrase "Don't take any wooden nickels" originates from Ten-Nin-Oh, Ten-Neen-Oh / As wooden nickels were minted during the Great Depression / That's why we're called "Home of the Wooden Nickel" / So you might say in Ten-Neen-Oh, Ten-Nin-Oh, money does grow on trees / Something else unique about Ten-Nin-Oh, Ten-Neen-Oh, is that there are many rivers and streams / Some with salmon / And there are hills covered with trees, which are home to deer, elk, bears, and wolves / And for those of you who don't know, as I suspect there are many among us today who have never been to Ten-Neen-Oh, Ten-Nin-Oh / Those are various creations of Mother Nature / Animals and the like / Now way back when I was probably about your age, there was a folk song written about Ten-Nin-Oh, Ten-Neen-Oh / But it sucks
- 0042 - A Bug Fell In Love With A Cat
A bug fell in love with a cat
I am tuna / I don't know what primetime is
Lead singer: Please, not me! / You've already killed the whole orchestra / Well, except for the brass section, and the drummer, and uh, the guy that plays the recorder / But, you can't take me / Please, I have a family / I have a wife and three kids / Nah, please, I'm the lead / I'm the singer / You can't do this to me! / Malevolent killer: I said "Summarize the whole of world history" / Lead singer: Well okay! / First there was nothing, then there was something / It was the world / Oh, there were cavemen and dinosaurs and / It was the world / The stone-age was rockin' / But there really ain't been no stoppin' since the Renaissance / Oh yeah / Somewhere between those, it was Medieval / It was the world / There was an industrial revolution and / It was the world / And in 1984, there was a beautiful baby born / It was me / So please don't throw me into the tank of sharks
- 0045 - My Husband Stephen
Do you know that website, "Songs To Wear Panties To?" / My husband Stephen once sent them a telegram which read / "Write a song about my lazy wife Freya / And how she always lies / When she relates the stories I've told her to others / She always throws things in their general direction / For comic effect / It should be in her most hated genre, gangsta rap / Oh gangsta rap / Please make it gangsta rap
- 0046 - MC Pantz Bringing Modern Psalms
Caroler: Long lay the world / In sin and error pining / Till he appear'd / And the soul felt its worth / A thrill of hope / The weary world rejoices / For yonder breaks / A new and glorious morn / *"Fall on your knees, oh hear the angel voices" x4 (underneath)* / MC Pantz: So, mother Mary's baby's birthday's breaking early / Similarly, my backsore probably pained ever since sliding so effervescently past seventy stairs / Blast Beverly's mansion! / Slippery surfaces making bannister blisters / Missing merry purposes, misuse (erased?) essence / So everybody better buy me some super-excellent presents / Maybe my singular spine suffering prohibits merriment mustering / Meanwhile, many bitter snowstorms blustering make (practicing believe move most people say?) / But still, everybody parties, pulling evergreen bristles, so many standing beneath mistletoe, manning mouth pistols, planning pre-arranged puckered pecks / Possibly, probably many stranger survival exchanges prove people should stop smooching by my (???) savior, so maybe my eleventy-six may be
privately savored / Caroler: (underneath) O night divine / O night, when Christ was born / MC Pantz: Bam! / MC PANTZ! / Bringing modern psalms / Best, sickest, most partying songs ever / Sucka
- 0047 - Kazookazookazookazookazoo
*No Lyrics To Wear Pants To in this song*
A new t-shirt can make you feel / Warm and fuzzy / A new t-shirt can make you feel / Warm and fuzzy / Diggler, sleeveless, bleach-free detergent / Warm and fu-
- 0049 - The FCC Stole My Wallet And Kidnapped My Sister
Ow! / Unless my brain is foreign, I think (most?) censorship, radio's boring / And who claims that "orange" doesn't rhyme? / I'm chillin' right here with David Lawrence / It's online tonight / The wanna (wind and fight?) for free speech / Broadcast as far as they can reach / It's a swell day / Let's see what they'll say / When I'm dialed up live Toronto to L.A. / But, look what's come up with that Janet Jackson / FCC with five-hundred grand infractions / We got a mother *beep*in' plan of action / My only *long beep* / FCC crackin' down to burn / (?) some love spongin' on Howard Stern / Oh dear, man overboard at Clear Channel / What dorks and weird panel of analysts decides what to battle with? / The whole thing's just a waste of time / And I hope I don't see anybody paying the fine / I'm fighting this 'til I'm old and washed up / And I'm sure right beside me will be Lili Von Schtupp / What's up? / Censorship? Not for long / Is someone gonna step to me and try and stop this song? / It's cool to protect our children / I got no qualms / So maybe the President should stop dropping bombs
- 0050 - Pommy Jeff Vs. George Bush
Yo / About a week ago, my man Pommy Jeff was in a lift and it got stuck / With him was an Irishman and George Bush / Let me tell you that's just his luck / Real fast is how the night must have passed / Otherwise I'm sure Jeff wouldn't have hesitated to bust some caps / I know lately Jeff's been (feeling?) 'round for something to kill / But neither of his companions were getting up in his (krill?) / At one point, he thought George wanted to step / Jeff was like "You can't front dog, I know your rep / And you know my (stees?), so please just freeze / I've been lookin' for reasons to put holes in your cheese" / Just then Jeff realized that with his Glock / He could bust them out this elevator with just a couple shots / So that's what Jeff did and got this thing settled / And at Washington was awarded a Congressional Medal
I don't know if they're expecting like some rock of sorts / But I'm just tearing up the mic here in my boxer shorts / It's no pants day, and there's no hate / Songs To Wear Pants To doesn't mean songs you can't play / When you're naked, nude, not decent, in the buff / Had enough with the pantaloons that you recently scuffed up / Wowsers! / Check out these trousers / Or lack thereof / It's emcee underwear here bringing back the love / Yo, so don't ruin it / Step out of the pants / By now it should be intuitive / Everybody's doin' it / It's not even a problem / Sweatpants to jeans to dress slacks, capris / Just drop them
- 0052 - I Am The First Fifty Digits Of Pi
Man, I can't, I shant, formulate an anthem / Where the words comprise mnemonics / Dreaded mnemonics for pi / The numerals just bother me always / Even the dry anterior / Try to request something lower -zero- / In numerary aptitude even I, pantaloon gallant / I cannot actualize the requested mnemonics / The leading fifty I...
- 0053 - I Am The Mars Volta / I Am Space Ghost
Where's Buster? / Where's Buster? / Dive, suck on the pipes / Yeah
I am a tree / I don't like to grow / But I do it anyway / Just look at me / In autumn I glow / And shed these leaves day after day / In winter I'm bare / But nobody cares / They might cut me down to burn / If I make it to spring, I won't have anything / But the rest of my friends in an urn / Birds make summer homes on my outstreched arms / They can leave any time they want / And they leave me alone / When they fly so far / But I'm here and I'll never be gone / Oh, I'm here and I'll never be gone
- 0055 - Rice Pudding Opera Of The Contrabass Midi Saxophone
Some people insist that things that do exist don't / Like a person goes up to you and says "rice pudding" / Or "Contrabass saxophones don't exist," whoa / But rice pudding and contrabass saxophones do exist / They are both two feet high and four across / And Thomas Edison invented them in 1910
Napoleon / A force / Of history / Napoleon / A force / Of history / Napoleon
One, two, three, four / Yes, you are going to die / But it won't be from listening to me / While you're not wearing pants / It's just something that happens eventually / You mi-i-ight get a disease / You mi-i-ight fall off a ladder / You mi-i-ight get stung by too many bees / But it doesn't even matter / 'Cause you're gonna die somehow anyway / You're going to die
Thai people / Thai cuisine / Thai vehicles / Thai furniture
*No Lyrics To Wear Pants To in this song*
- 0060 - Super Mario Bros. Theme (Original Nintendo Is Awesome Remix)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh / Hey yo / I break it down now with an intense flow / Nothing beats the original Nintendo / Select start two player game you know / Thumb on the d-pad ready to blow / I play it so well kids'll be like "Whoa!" / Devour cowards with my flower power, see son? / Jet from the scene with the speed of my b-run / Try to reach me, it's not easy / Bring the party home with Mario or Luigi / I play lots on the gray box / And it straight rocks / Yeah / I am invincible, baby / Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do do-do-doo / Fun times
- 0061 - I Want Cris Edwards
Cris Edwards / Now that handsome man, I hear he uses Macs 'cause he has to / Cris Edwards, he's super neurotic, which means he hates condiments and eats raw pasta, Come on! / Yeah! / All right! / Cris Edwards, he's so great, I could just marry him / The sweetest guy you'll ever meet, compared to him you're a barbarian / But most of all, Cris Edwards is the best vegetarian / Yeah! / Cris Edwards! / Cris Edwards! / Cris Edwards, that man, he's gets all the ladies / And I mean from the thin to the thick, that's right baby / From the pretty to the gritty, to him it's all gravy / Yeah! / Cris Edwards! / Cris Edwards! / I want Cris Edwards and not an imposter / I want Cris Edwards I see him drinking Fosters / I want Cris Edwards / I want Cris Edwards / Yeah! / Oh, Cris Edwards, you know that everybody should respect him / Though I still put condiments in his food, just to vex him / And don't you know Cris Edwards, he's the best Texan! / Yeah! / Cris Edwards! / Cris Edwards! / Cris Edwards he loves total non-sequiturs, and they're after me luck charms! / I want Cris Edwards (x3) / And not an impostor / I want Cris Edwards, I see him drinking Fosters / I want Cris Edwards (x6) / Yeah! / Woohohohooo / Cris Edwards, baby / I love you man / You're my hero!
- 0062 - Like There's No Cow
Okay! / There's a big fat cow in my backyard eating grass / There's a big fat cow in my backyard eating grass / There's a big fat cow in my backyard eating grass / There's a big fat yard cow grass eat cat fat yard cat fat * sounds* / There's a big fat, hey! / *Unintelligible sounds*
- 0063 - False Impersonation
Everything's in order officer, whoa! / (I shook a pack of bags like a cattle scram kitchens catch can?) / Choose words that are appropriate for the subject, the audience, and the forum / Farther than this, little could be ascertained / If they are not available, he uses his own / When I come with the dream in my eyes tonight, and I knock with the rose at the hopeless gate of your heart, (open to me?)
- 0064 - Big Bob Vs. Ice Cream Cone
One, two, three, four (*BREATH!*) / Big Bob naked on the Piazza with your mum / With your mum! / Oh, it's big Bob naked on the Piazza with your mum, and your Dad / Oh it's so much fun to sunbathe AND THEN AN ICE-CREAM CONE HITS HIM IN THE FACE! / *Lots of "Bob" 's sung here* / Big bob / *More bob's* / *Some unintelligible sounds along with Harmonica* / Yeah!
- 0065 - What's Up Your Sleeve, Stanky?
*"Bo bo"'s underneath until last four bars of song* / What's up your sleeve, Stanky? / Is it the hook that got you killed at sea? / You might have more luck with a hand / But you're dead / Oh so dead / Bah bah bah bah-bah / Bah-ah bah bah bah-bah / Bah-ah bah bah bah-bah-ba-ba-bah ba-ba-bah / Bah / Bah / Bah / Yo ho!
Do I eat the koala bear pancakes? / Do I eat the koala bear pancakes for breakfast? / Or uhm / Do I eat the Cap'n Crunch cereal? / Do I eat the Cap'n Crunch cereal with mineral water?
I am going to the tickle trunk to get a pirate costume / Oh my, the tickle trunk is full of pickles / I think I will rename it the pickle trunk
I am twenty-nine / I got my first girlfriend / I win the video games / Then she breaks up with me
- 0069 - MC Underwear Vs. MC Pantz
Narrator: Welcome to the showdown of the century / And are you ready folks? / 'Cause here we go / MC Underwear: Yo, yo MC Pantz compared to you it's like I don't know right / 'Cause when you hold that mic, you rock a flow so tight / I know I'll never need another CD in my life / You take it farther, man / You're sharper lyrically than a knife / MC Pantz: Nah, Underwear now look, you got it all wrong / You drop it off the top and still rock an impossible song / Hey yo, I'm bitterly jealous of your delivery talents and abilites balance with agility when you tell us it's on / MC Underwear: But MC Pantz got the dance moves in Modern Psalms / You even told the President to stop dropping bombs / MC Pantz: Now listen, political vision or not, my mission is hot / You're my idol / You're the reason that I'm spittin' these shots / MC Underwear: You got a master plan / MC Pantz: You got the cash at hand / MC Underwear: You'll be the last to stand / MC Pantz: You shine like the sun man / Both: You're the sickest emcee, you gotta understand / And I wanna let you know that I'm your number one fan
Your dragon style is strong, but it is no match for my purple monkey dish washer.
All of my life, where have you been? / Surprisingly you came into my life, my world and my heart / When I didn't expect anything more from my life / You came and you loved me
- 0072 - The THX Sound With Just My Voice
*No Lyrics To Wear Pants To in this song*
When you listen to me sing / You want to marry me / My voice is the best thing in the world / And my singing is the sexiest thing ever / You float away like in a dream / And you never want me to stop
I empty my baby out my pockets to make me feel just right / I sweat dry anti-fungal creme every day and every night / You know my eye drops you every time I look for you / Get out my feet you at me eyes get really so get so every my start time you don't me at look and
- 0075 - Shuffle Function Theme
Your alarm clock goes off and it's way too early to get up / I know you were out late or something and should really hit the snooze / 'Cause it's too early in the morning / Boy, would another few minutes of sleep really do it / Just sleep in today / I'm sure you have some sick days left at work / Tell them you've got the plague / It works every time, every time / And I'll cover for you 'cause I'm that kind of guy / Well no I'm not, but I listen to / Shuffle Function with Shyboy Tim and Shelley / Enemies of commercial radio / Their show is almost as good as sleep / It's pop music as pornography / Backwards: Satan makes the best pasta / Tell them your car broke down / Tell them you're all snowed in / Just get your sleep / Just get your sleep / Tell them your car broke down / Tell them you're all snowed in / Just get your sleep / Or at least listen to / Shuffle Function with Shyboy Tim and Shelley / (Two/Sue?) music geeks on the radio / Their show is almost as good as sleep / It's pop music as pornography / So come listen to Shuffle Function with Shyboy Tim and Shelley / It's pop music as pornography / So come listen to Shuffle Function with Shyboy Tim and Shelley / It's pop music as pornography / So come listen to Shuffle Function with Shyboy Tim and Shelley / It's pop music as pornography / So come listen to Shuffle Function with Shyboy Tim and Shelley / It's pop music as pornography / Oh-ho-oh / It's Shuffle Function!
Spy spy spy spy / Spy spy spy spy / Spy spy spy spy
- 0077 - Pie Club Anthem... Theme
One, two, three, nine / Pie club / Pie club / Pie-i-i-i-i-i-i-i / Pie club / Pie club / Pie-i-i-i-i-i-i-i / Pie club
- 0078 - The Down And Out Show Theme
One, two / One, two, three, four / Don't miss the Down And Out Show / The Down And Out Show / Don't miss the Down And Out Show / Down And Out Show / Hosted by Fiona, she's dirty / Ew / Also hosted by Eimear, she's Irish / Uhm, ew? / Don't miss the Down And Out Show
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